1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:11,080 I used to know the length of the Mississippi! Oh, that's very useful(!) 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:16,780 I'll bet you're sorry you've forgotten that(!) I can see that you're keenly interested(!) 3 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:21,020 But I was just using it as an example of how you forget things. 4 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:27,840 Don't YOU forget things? ..I can't remember. YOU'RE in a picky mood this morning. 5 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:34,720 Reminds me of being married, although a sense of fairness obliges me to admit you're prettier! 6 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:42,860 When you realise... people...die so suddenly, 7 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,860 you wonder if it's worth buying new underwear! 8 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:52,200 Think you might be tempting fate? I think we haven't got the hang of it yet. 9 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,660 Underwear? Oh, I think I've got the hang of mine! 10 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:58,920 Course, you miss the weight of your truncheon... 11 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,560 I'm talking about HIM... 12 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,860 being without him. 13 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,620 Walking...out here, with... 14 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,840 without him! 15 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:20,540 We often used to walk without him. He was always hanging behind, or scrambling on a wall somewhere! 16 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,120 Yeah...yes. 17 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:28,700 It's sort of comforting, somebody 20 yards behind you, walking on walls, 18 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:36,480 or 20 yards in front of you, trying to walk across a five-bar gate... He never could resist a five-bar gate. 19 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:42,420 He never could resist Nora Batty! I expect that had a tendency to make you climb gates! 20 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:53,020 Well...get up there, get on with it! It was HIM that climbed walls - WE never did! 21 00:01:53,020 --> 00:02:00,340 All right, just because we DIDN'T do it, doesn't mean we CAN'T do it! What are you looking for? 22 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:06,780 See if anybody's coming. Well, there you go! You think he cared if anybody was coming? 23 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:14,900 You fancy walking on a wall, you walk on a wall - that was him! All right...I fancy walking on a wall! 24 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,760 Ah...now that you're sure that nobody's coming! 25 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,360 Right...oh-h-h...ah. 26 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:30,120 Nah-h-h...it's not you. You're the wrong size for walls! 27 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,300 You're the first person who's ever noticed that! 28 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,500 Somebody coming! 29 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,700 What? Where? A-a-agh! 30 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:48,620 Don't forget to write! 31 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:40,100 There's a letter...for 'im! For 'im? "Mr William Simmonite". 32 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:46,720 He never got much mail! Why's he getting mail now he's dead? Who's his next of kin? 33 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:52,460 He doesn't 'ave any. Who's looking after his affairs? What affairs? 34 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:57,480 They took his ferrets... Not exactly a complicated estate! 35 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:02,820 Well, I'll 'ave to leave it with somebody. Can't you return it to sender? 36 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:08,340 No return address. Will YOU take charge of it? Oh, I'm not touchin' it. 37 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:13,820 Not without I first consult his friends. Would you take it to his friends? 38 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:18,240 I suppose Norman Clegg ought to 'ave it. Oh, thanks. 39 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:25,280 DOOR SQUEAKS 40 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:31,520 Um, three teas... 41 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,940 Two teas, please, Ivy. 42 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:41,620 He looks a bit disarranged around the hat! He fell off a wall! 43 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:46,180 What was he doing on a wall? Not very well! 44 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:53,260 There must be a knack to it. I expect you were missing the weight of your truncheon. That could be it! 45 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:58,560 Life's not the same without a lump of wood down your trousers. BELL 46 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:03,440 I'm glad you two are here. 47 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,600 He's got a letter! Who's got a letter? 48 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,920 Compo! I hope they don't want a reply! 49 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:16,740 Second-class post - late again! Mark it "please forward" and drop it in the box. 50 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:23,840 Probably cutting off his electric again - he's fooled them this time! It's not that kind of a letter... 51 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:29,920 It's a personal letter! Somebody's got to open it. Here! It ought to be you. 52 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:36,240 I don't like opening other people's mail. It'll be here a while if we wait for HIM! 53 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:42,440 It might be important to somebody. Open it! He never had any secrets from YOU! 54 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:49,960 Huh! What about her at Throstlenest? SHE was a surprise! He never told us about seeing HER every Thursday! 55 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:54,920 He never told ME either! I hope that letter's not from HER! 56 00:05:54,920 --> 00:06:00,880 SHE knows he's dead! SHE wouldn't be writing to him. Open it. 57 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:07,260 Well...suppose it contains material of an adult nature? 58 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:13,380 YOU'RE an adult! They forget that sometimes. They forget it ALL the time! 59 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:31,700 It's from his son! 60 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,460 It looks as if he DID keep a few secrets! 61 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:41,820 Ooh, the little devil! All these years he's had a son... 62 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:47,880 I wonder how many more little surprises he's got? He was married once... 63 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:53,100 Only for five minutes! That's long enough! 64 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,560 Read it! 65 00:06:55,560 --> 00:07:00,980 "Dear Father... I suppose I'll have to get used to calling you father. 66 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:04,060 "Mam always told me you were dead. 67 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:09,100 "During the war, she said. I thought you were a hero. 68 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:13,220 "You'll have to tell me. I can't ask Mam. 69 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:16,080 "She died a few years ago. 70 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,340 "It's funny, at my age, having to adjust to... 71 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,980 "not being an orphan." 72 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:26,080 He doesn't know his father's dead! 73 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,540 "How come it took you this long to get in touch? 74 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:35,120 "Couldn't you find a pencil?!" Oh, it's a shame! 75 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:40,580 "You've got two grandchildren somewhere...but I've mislaid them. 76 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:47,200 "They went off in search of truth and wisdom, with bits of metal through their nose!" 77 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:54,920 Truth and wisdom?! When they've found it, they'll only smoke it! "I'm coming to see you." 78 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,640 Oh, he's coming! "Don't go away - 79 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:05,340 "everybody else has." Ooh, it is, it's a shame. When's he coming? 80 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,540 The 19th! 81 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,980 That's today! 82 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:12,840 "You write on tatty bits of paper, 83 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:18,160 "so I'm assuming staff won't be available for handling visitors(!) 84 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:23,840 "Tourist information says there's a quiet pub not far from you... 85 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,500 "The Feathers." 86 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,540 He's coming to The Feathers... 87 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,640 lunch time today! 88 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:37,100 Poor lad. Who's going to tell him his father's died? 89 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,980 YOU'LL have to tell him, Norman. 90 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:45,160 I read the letter! Can't somebody else do it? HE was in the police! 91 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:49,140 He must be used to telling people people are dead! 92 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:52,140 I always sent WPC McGillicuddy! 93 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:57,324 She had the gift for making death seem more attractive! 94 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,204 Glenda? What is it, Barry? 95 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:03,144 Have you got a minute? 96 00:09:09,644 --> 00:09:13,884 What is it, Barry? Sit down a minute, love. 97 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:18,384 You've got something to tell me, haven't you? Yes. 98 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:21,364 You've got six months to live! 99 00:09:21,364 --> 00:09:24,824 ..I haven't got six months to live! 100 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:28,424 Even less? Oh, Barry! 101 00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:32,884 It... It's nothing like THAT! It's nothing medical! 102 00:09:32,884 --> 00:09:40,404 It's another woman! It's her from your insurance department! It's only a bit of exercise I'm after. 103 00:09:40,404 --> 00:09:46,804 Well, in that case, I must say she looks very suitable! Will you listen to me?! 104 00:09:46,804 --> 00:09:53,764 I'm not interested in other women! I am determined to secure an executive position. 105 00:09:53,764 --> 00:10:00,784 I am going to become mentally and physically fit! I'm going to drive myself to the peak of condition! 106 00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:05,404 I am going to take on the challenge the world throws at us! 107 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:10,064 I am gonna FLING myself into outdoor activities. 108 00:10:10,064 --> 00:10:14,884 I am going to become ruthless! And single-minded! 109 00:10:16,604 --> 00:10:19,004 (And, um...) 110 00:10:19,004 --> 00:10:22,084 I...I was hoping you'd come with me! 111 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:24,584 Oh, Barry! 112 00:10:24,584 --> 00:10:27,464 You know I'll come with you! Oh... 113 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:33,084 ENGINE REVS 114 00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:36,364 GEARS GRIND 115 00:10:36,364 --> 00:10:40,964 ENGINE REVS LOUDLY 116 00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:46,664 Wesley! 117 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:52,404 Wesley! HORN BLARES 118 00:10:53,704 --> 00:11:01,164 - What is it? - Come 'ere! I don't want them to hear me shouting all over the county! 119 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,844 What is it? 120 00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:12,444 You never told ME he had a son! Who had a son? There you go again, being evasive! 121 00:11:12,444 --> 00:11:17,384 I don't know what you mean! You all stick together, you men. 122 00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:22,884 Who had a son? Compo Simmonite! As though you didn't know! 123 00:11:22,884 --> 00:11:30,184 I didn't know! Mind you...when you think of what he used to get up to as a young man! 124 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,444 ..Never! 125 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:39,244 It's...it's news to me! 126 00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:42,124 I'm sure it's news to everybody! 127 00:11:42,124 --> 00:11:48,124 No, Howard doesn't know! Well, I don't THINK he knows! Hang on a minute! 128 00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:52,584 HOWARD! 129 00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:58,824 A son! Do you know anything about a son? 130 00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:06,224 You mean, son, as in somebody's child? Have you been keeping it quiet? 131 00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:11,804 It's a lie! Whoever she is, tell 'er I'll sue 'er for every penny! 132 00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:18,824 No, Howard doesn't know! 133 00:12:20,424 --> 00:12:23,364 Well...this is gonna be nice. 134 00:12:23,364 --> 00:12:26,244 You shake hands, say "Hello! 135 00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:33,124 "..Oh, and by the way, your father's dead!" They were strangers! They've never met. 136 00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:40,564 It's not going to be all that much of a thing, is it? I'd still like to soften the blow a bit. How, exactly? 137 00:12:40,564 --> 00:12:45,864 I don't know...let the man have a drink first, work into it gradually. 138 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,924 It'd be easier to do it upfront. 139 00:12:48,924 --> 00:12:55,224 Couldn't you send for WPC McGillicuddy? No, you wouldn't want her. 140 00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:58,924 Believe me, death really IS preferable. 141 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:12,944 Want a lift? We're only going to The Feathers. Me, too! Word soon gets around, doesn't it? 142 00:13:12,944 --> 00:13:17,564 The jungle drums have been throbbing all morning, lad! 143 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:29,104 Excuse me! If there's anybody home, could you persuade it to take a message? What message? 144 00:13:29,104 --> 00:13:36,604 Oh, wake up! You make the place feel like Madame Tussaud's. And I can never tell who you're supposed to be! 145 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:41,684 I was just thinking. Well, that's unnatural, for a start! 146 00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:47,504 It makes you wonder who else has a son nobody knows about! 147 00:13:47,504 --> 00:13:52,084 I don't suppose YOUR father went around bragging a lot! 148 00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:57,524 Imagine...somebody coming up to you in the street and calling you Daddy! 149 00:13:57,524 --> 00:14:02,864 I wouldn't know where to put meself! HE wouldn't be thrilled either! 150 00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:09,784 I'm glad I never had much to do with women. A lot there depends on how much "not much"! 151 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:15,524 Uh...I don't think I'm really at risk. I don't think so, either. 152 00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:18,324 Not at the speed you move! 153 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:42,004 They're not ALL as nosy as you! Just because they've heard, it doesn't mean they'll all come. 154 00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:58,224 We can't face him with that lot! Get the drinks in, Wesley, we'll have 'em out here. 155 00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:03,404 I can't walk in there! The missus will start putting newspapers down! 156 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:09,924 That's the most unlikely excuse I've heard to avoid buying a drink! How about... 157 00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:17,324 me wallet is in me other overalls? The second most unlikely! Your other overalls must look the same! 158 00:15:17,324 --> 00:15:24,324 Oh, aye, they look the same! Seeing how you must be running out of excuses, I'll get the drinks. 159 00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:30,524 Has he come yet? Not yet, Eli! I'll wait in the bar. 160 00:15:32,484 --> 00:15:34,764 THUD 161 00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:39,324 Have they got a basement bar now? 162 00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:53,224 Should we be here, in daylight? It's a quiet little pub, miles from anywhere! 163 00:15:53,224 --> 00:16:00,284 Where's the harm in two weary cyclists popping in for a drink? I'm in your hands, Howard. 164 00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:04,364 We'll hide it here, out of sight...and safe. 165 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,284 Does that apply only to the bicycles? 166 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:12,904 You're always safe with me, love. It certainly feels like that(!) 167 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:29,724 They're all in there! It looks like they were waiting for us! 168 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:45,964 HORN BLARES 169 00:17:04,204 --> 00:17:06,764 You saw that! 170 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:14,284 I had to brake heavily to avoid them and the garden furniture! I gave my exhaust that they might live! 171 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,464 VAN DOOR SLAMS 172 00:17:17,624 --> 00:17:22,584 Babs! Why is your neck at such a terrible angle? What angle? 173 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:27,884 Oh, tell me you're all right! I'm all right! 174 00:17:27,884 --> 00:17:34,524 Aren't you suffering from whiplash effect on account of the emergency braking? 175 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:38,604 I am! I'm suffering whiplash effect... Louder! 176 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:46,024 I'm suffering whiplash effect on account of... (The emergency braking.) ..the emergency braking. 177 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:53,224 Poor child! She'll never be able to read in church again! It's the worst I've EVER seen. 178 00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:55,764 It's the worst acting! 179 00:17:55,764 --> 00:18:03,124 It's him. Look at him! He's the spit of his father! WOMEN MURMUR AGREEMENT 180 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:07,964 Lean on me, girl. Try not to slip into unconsciousness! 181 00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:13,104 Take good care of her, whilst I attend to my own injuries. ..Hey! 182 00:18:13,104 --> 00:18:17,004 No sudden movements. They could be fatal! 183 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:20,624 You're just like him. Oh, you poor love! 184 00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:25,564 To think we should meet under such tragic circumstances! 185 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:32,264 She's just broken her neck a bit! Any substantial settlement will cure it! 186 00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:34,284 Oh-h-h... 187 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:37,444 I keep forgetting...he doesn't know! 188 00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,724 Oh...! 189 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:48,004 What was THAT? Is there a ladies' tag team round 'ere? 190 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:54,064 SHE usually wins! When she's not disqualified for using excessive force! 191 00:18:54,064 --> 00:19:00,524 You'd have to be impressed by the grip! ..I'm looking for a Mr William Simmonite. 192 00:19:00,524 --> 00:19:04,004 Now's your chance...tell him! 193 00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:10,264 Fa-a-a-ather! Oh, no! Not ME! Not ME! 194 00:19:10,264 --> 00:19:12,744 Oh! Sorry. 195 00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:17,484 I should have recognised the ears! 196 00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:22,024 Daddy! 197 00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:27,164 I'm not your daddy, I'm a retired policeman! That's a first! 198 00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:29,744 Where is he, then? 199 00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:36,924 He's supposed to meet me here. I don't know quite how to put this... There IS no easy way. 200 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:39,984 Oh, no, is he away? Don't say that! 201 00:19:39,984 --> 00:19:44,264 It runs counter to a deeply-felt philosophy! 202 00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:46,324 Well... 203 00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:50,364 the main reason why your father's not here... 204 00:19:50,364 --> 00:19:55,964 Give it to him straight! You're right. It's the only way. 205 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:58,284 Well, give it me, then! 206 00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:02,444 Your father's dead. 207 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,184 He wrote me a letter! 208 00:20:14,184 --> 00:20:16,944 That was before. 209 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,004 He's taken it worse than we thought. 210 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:37,864 You never can tell! 211 00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:44,784 Did he leave enough for a new exhaust? 212 00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:49,324 Woof, woof, woof! 213 00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:52,144 You know, I love this dog. 214 00:20:52,144 --> 00:20:58,184 He is modelled on the heroic Waldo that saved 16 children from death! 215 00:20:58,184 --> 00:21:00,244 Oh... Woof, woof! 216 00:21:02,544 --> 00:21:08,144 With her face painted like that, she looks like somebody from Star Wars! 217 00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:12,104 She looks like Waldo's mother! Ooh... 218 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:18,424 SHE should worry! I've just seen mine disappear with Waldo's GRANDMOTHER! 219 00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:23,884 He seems to have a way with the ladies! Just like his father! Ah-ha. 220 00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:30,024 Not good with exhausts. Ooh, it turns me over. He's so like his father. 221 00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:35,204 What's this? He's had a hard life - you want to hear the stories! 222 00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:40,724 We're having a little collection. He DOES have a way with the ladies! 223 00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:45,924 If it's for his exhaust, never mind collecting - I'll fix it! Oh... 224 00:21:45,924 --> 00:21:53,444 he's come all this way and found his father's dead, and you're going to refuse him a contribution! No...! 225 00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:58,344 Let's fix him up and get him on his way! Thank you. 226 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:11,764 It's gonna take a lot of work under there! Just patch it up, and let's get him gone! 227 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:19,224 Ah...until the settlement of Daddy's estate, I wondered if any of you gentlemen would care to help his... 228 00:22:19,224 --> 00:22:24,304 closest family, with a kind of...bridging loan? 229 00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:27,204 Was that Wesley calling? 230 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:33,744 No good speaking to me - I'm deaf. I could leave Babs as security! Pardon? 231 00:22:33,744 --> 00:22:39,424 On a technical point...there is no tax disc on this vehicle. 232 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:44,744 Well, it's off the road, isn't it? You can see it's not roadworthy... 233 00:22:44,744 --> 00:22:51,944 so, naturally, when it was off the road, I removed the tax disc in order to apply for a refund! 234 00:22:51,944 --> 00:22:58,804 There was no disc when you drove in! Oh, he does hammer a point! We've got a right one here. 235 00:22:58,804 --> 00:23:04,404 Look at that...hands in his pockets, the way he walks... 236 00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:08,604 What does that remind you of? Trouble! Come on, let's go. 237 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:11,344 Leave it with me. 238 00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:18,844 Hey-up! What time is it? I'm getting worried about Babs' Auntie Lol! She should be here by now. 239 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:24,204 Oh...my associate, Mrs Avery. She's travelling in the other vehicle. 240 00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:31,324 Perhaps we could go down the road a bit and see where she's got to? I suppose we could give you a lift. 241 00:23:31,324 --> 00:23:36,604 It's better than another collection! You're a reckless lot round here. 242 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:45,764 CLUCKING AND BLEATING 243 00:23:48,264 --> 00:23:51,044 His father only kept ferrets! 244 00:23:56,464 --> 00:24:02,064 When's he going home? He's only just come! It's been long enough! 245 00:24:02,064 --> 00:24:08,664 You can't be rotten! Try me! He's just lost his father! He's just lost his exhaust! 246 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:13,904 And that's what's worrying me. If it wasn't for that, he could go home! 247 00:24:13,904 --> 00:24:19,044 And why are we in the back, and he's in the front? He's faster than us! 248 00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:23,224 'It's nice round here, isn't it?' 249 00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:27,864 Say hello to Gags, then! It's Babs, not Gags! 250 00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:30,824 He has difficulties with his B's! 251 00:24:30,824 --> 00:24:33,404 'Hello, Gags!' 252 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:50,064 HOWARD: Don't you just love it out here? 253 00:24:50,064 --> 00:24:53,904 MARINA: It has its...possibilities! 254 00:24:57,404 --> 00:25:02,484 And there to the right, you can see the common lesser winthrop, 255 00:25:02,484 --> 00:25:06,484 which is easily recognised by its hairy petals. 256 00:25:06,484 --> 00:25:11,784 Now, if we move along, we should find some examples of the stringwort. 257 00:25:11,784 --> 00:25:18,524 The stringwort is always easily recognisable by the arrangement of leaves on the stem! 258 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:23,244 Must go and find a stringwort! 259 00:25:28,104 --> 00:25:32,264 I didn't know Howard was an authority on flowers! 260 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:36,444 I think he's just a keen amateur! 261 00:25:37,864 --> 00:25:40,684 ENGINE ROARS 262 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:46,184 BRAKES SQUEAL 263 00:25:56,604 --> 00:26:04,024 They came from nowhere! It were like time stood still! I just had this vision of this big tart and a midget! 264 00:26:05,484 --> 00:26:13,284 She HAS visions. You're a complete psychic! You'll be amazed at the range of her uncanny perceptions! 265 00:26:13,284 --> 00:26:16,144 I'm not a midget! 266 00:26:16,144 --> 00:26:22,384 I thought I killed him! Last thing he needs with a bird like that is more bad luck! 267 00:26:22,384 --> 00:26:25,784 We just happened to be travelling in the same direction! 268 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:31,724 And, in a fit of unrequited passion, he threw his bicycle under your bus! 269 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,484 I shall be a witness, Mrs Avery! 270 00:26:35,664 --> 00:26:41,564 So, that's his associate, Mrs Avery! His father had similar ambitions, size-wise! 271 00:26:47,464 --> 00:26:50,444 It's going to be a paint job! 272 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:57,964 Always very expensive on these vintage machines! How much? Bearing in mind, I'm only a midget! 273 00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:04,404 £500. £500?! That's only if we have to get involved in a load of paperwork. 274 00:27:04,404 --> 00:27:09,604 For cash and no questions...give us 10 now, and we'll call it quits. 275 00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:15,664 You meet a few wrong men... Next thing you know, you're driving a bus wi' a chimney... 276 00:27:15,664 --> 00:27:20,684 He says he loves me...but first he made sure I had me HGV licence! 277 00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:28,004 Well, now you've got your other vehicle. Safe journey! Journey? Well, it's been nice meeting you! 278 00:27:28,004 --> 00:27:35,304 And Waldo! And the rest of your terrify...LOVELY family. Have a good journey home. Home? 279 00:27:36,544 --> 00:27:39,464 THIS is our home now. 280 00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:43,804 This is where our roots are now. 281 00:27:45,044 --> 00:27:49,384 Roots? He calls it roots?! A bus wi' a chimney?! 282 00:27:50,664 --> 00:27:53,604 Here we go, Waldo. This is it. 283 00:27:53,604 --> 00:27:56,304 Home, sweet home. 284 00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:13,204 Oh...SHE'S getting on well with Wesley! 285 00:28:13,204 --> 00:28:16,144 Maybe SHE'S got her HGV licence too! 286 00:28:45,284 --> 00:28:47,824 What a big BUS! 287 00:28:47,824 --> 00:28:50,504 She has, hasn't she? 288 00:28:50,504 --> 00:28:52,724 The vehicle! 289 00:28:52,724 --> 00:28:55,104 Oh, the vehicle!